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  • Writer's pictureSophia Naylor

Two Men At A Bar

QUINTIN

but like, let's dump on georgia

remember when we could all do that in peace?


JAMES

my mother in law lives in georgia


QUINTIN

oh

I bet atlanta is nice


JAMES

she doesn’t live in atlanta


QUINTIN

oh

um

can I buy you a drink?


JAMES

if it’s expensive


QUINTIN

how expensive?

I’m not rich


JAMES

your shoes say otherwise


QUINTIN

you like them?


JAMES

I want a top shelf whiskey on the rocks


QUINTIN

you give me your number and it’s a deal


JAMES

I want some mozzarella sticks too


QUINTIN

only if we split them


JAMES

ok

oh, and

wait what’s your name?


QUINTIN

Quintin


JAMES

Quintin.

georgia sucks


QUINTIN

the hell it does


Blackout.


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